question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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