Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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