you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We had to coat check the pizza.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
