He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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