need another drink. this is the easiest way
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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