and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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