is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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