Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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