If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He? As in you personified your dick?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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