i would punch a child for taco bell
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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