Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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