Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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