He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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