just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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