he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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