found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I need a beard to bite.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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