I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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