does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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