I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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