i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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