Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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