that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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