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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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