Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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