going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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