yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
