The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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