the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
NoShamevember. You game?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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