She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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