dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.