I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?