yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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