I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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