god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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