My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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