Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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