What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just gargled with NyQuil