There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.