hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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