I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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