If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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