You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
false alarm, still single
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