Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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