I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
third nipple confirmed
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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