Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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