Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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