capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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