so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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