who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
My Sexting was not on an AP level
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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