I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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