Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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