I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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