It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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