I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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