It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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