his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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