How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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