we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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